The one rule of blogging, presenting or just talking to potential customers is “never say sorry”. However, I'm going to break that rule because what I'm about to show you is appalling. I'm really, really sorry.

I feel so bad to have let the side down, it was a moment of weakness. I should never have been allowed near paper and pen. In fact, they've now been taken off me and all copies of PhotoShop locked away (not that I could ever use it).

What I wanted to do was to explain how bad SEO practices should never be used. I wanted to do it in a fun way that conveyed humour with an art form. I ended up with bad stick characters.

You decide:

There, I did it.

You'd have thought I'd learned my lesson, but no, I never learn my lesson and I'm off to write another one. I should be ashamed.